After meticulous research, we have finally discovered that men will NEVER, NEVER understand women. Why? I dont know.
Ok, ok, I accept it, we are very bipolar and we confuse them.
Women are emotionally the most complex creatures on earth. Men: allow me to explain some things about us, some of which you will never, literally, never understand. Your attention please:
1. The drinks in the club
Hello stranger. Oh! Will you invite me a drink? Two, three? Or even the whole bottle for my friends? Thank you very much for the drinks, but let me be clear: that you buy me alcohol does not assure you that I will go with you. So if I say no, do not tantrum in front of my friends, because with them I plan to return to my house. You must learn that if you are not Brad Pitt we will not go anywhere. But thanks for the tequila.
2. When we say we need space
It means fight for us. Time never solves problems, it only delays the solution or helps never solve it. Stop being cowards and grab your pants to fight for us. That makes us feel that they need us, they want us and we are unique and important. If they can not do that, it's because they do not deserve us.
3. We do not think twice about the same thing
We analyze, we remember every thing that they tell us and we separate every word of the sentence. Call them crazy or as you like, but most of the time, in which we are talking about the same, leads us to decide the right thing. That motivates us to continue doing it. We trust our intuition and we do not forget anything.
4. We already know the truth
Most of the time we ask you something we already know the answer. So tell the truth once and for all. Otherwise, we will think that we are dating a sociopathic liar who only uses us and plays with our feelings.
5. When we say we're good, it's a LIE!
This is by law, is one of the stereotypes of every woman. It is something that is proven and happens all the time, and man still does not understand it. Maybe women say that it does not matter or that we are well not to be seen as unhappy or passive aggressive women; it's just to not scare them. Sometimes we think that our problem is so obvious that only a fool could not see it.
So, when it happens to them and we say we're good, keep asking. Not one, not two; Ask up to 25 times or as many as necessary.
6. We fantasize
Just like men, we also have them. We can spend hours talking about Diary of a passion, Titanic, Gatsby and many more; because the only thing we look for is romance. From small all women dream of our charming prince, because just as we do not tell them that their fantasies are stupid, those of us are not either.